Sunday, December 30, 2012

Funny quotes of the day #124

[from Psych]
Henry: I think I should also work the case.
Vick: As what? A detective?
Henry: Nobody knows it better than I do. You can reinstate me this one time.
Lassiter: Come on, Henry, with all due respect, you can't just hop back in the game after all these years. There's been a lot of changes on the job.
Shawn: Lassie's right. For example, the bicycle is no longer just one giant wheel with a tiny one in back.
Gus: And now my people can vote.

[from Psych]
Shawn: Woodrow my good man.
Woodrow: Shawn! Always nice to see you walk through that door.
Shawn: Well let’s hope you never see me rolled in on a gurney.
Woodrow: Let’s, although I would be honored to saw through your chest and remove your good-natured heart from its cavity.
Shawn: I’m touched. Woody, in your professional opinion, how do I die?
Woodrow: Murder, Gangland-style execution. We never find your head.
Shawn: That’s a shame.
(Gus raises his hand to find out how he dies)
Woodrow: (to Gus) You slip in a tub.