[from Community]
Professor Duncan: I thought you had a Bachelor's from Columbia.
Jeff: And now I have to get one from America. And it can't be an e-mail attachment.
[from Community]
Jeff: Look, we can still hang out. It's just... we won't bag on people.
Shirley: Come on, Jeff, what are we going to talk about? My kids? Your doctor career?
Jeff: I was a lawyer.
Shirley: See, I'm already bored.
[from Community]
Dean Pelton: Oh Mr. Winger, did you happen to hear my announcement?
Jeff: I hang on every word.
Dean Pelton: I'm going to assume that's sarcasm.
Jeff: Correct.
Dean Pelton: So you didn't hear my announcement?
Jeff: I'm barely listening now.
[from Community]
Shirley: Jeff, I have two boys. And when we have a serious discussion, I find that a brownie helps them relax. (hands Jeff a brownie) So! Why do you hate me and Jesus?
Jeff: I don't think my brownie's working.
