[from Psych]
Shawn: If I’m gonna die, you better be right behind me, or I’m gonna haunt your kitchen cabinets until the day you die.
[from Psych]
Juliet: (about their partnership) I'm sorry Shawn, but it's over.
Shawn: I understand. It was fun while it lasted.
Juliet: No it wasn't.
Shawn: We made a great team.
Juliet: No, we didn't. It was a disaster! Partners don't lie to one another, and partners don't run off mid-investigation, and partners do not go through my purse, find my phone and text photos of my dog to every guy in my address book with the caption, "This is you!"
[from Psych]
Juliet: I am itching to get back into the field even if that means babysitting Shawn.
Henry: You two are working the case together. No reason for anything to fall through the cracks.
(Shawn and Juliet walk away)
Shawn: Babysit? Really Jules, come on.
Juliet: Shawn, what have you done today?
Shawn: Let’s see. I watched some Phineas and Ferb, took a nap, had a snack…I’m a little tired.
Juliet: Exactly.
Shawn: I just want to beat Gus and Lassiter!
Juliet: And catch the killer?
Shawn: Yeah sure, if that's what it takes.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Funny quotes of the day #110
[from Psych]
Shawn: Dude, if you had told me we were boarding a ferry to the Channel Islands to do environmental clean up, obviously I would have said no.
Gus: That’s exactly what I told you.
Shawn: And what did I say?
Gus: You said no.
Shawn: Then why am I here?
Gus: Because you’re easily distracted.
Shawn: What? When it comes to mental focus I’m sharper than…(Gus pulls out a snickers bar) Oooo thanks man. I was starved. When they say these things really satisfy, there are not lying. So packed with…(they hear a ferry horn) Ah man!
Gus: And done.
[from Psych]
Shawn: Come on, be a little spontaneous. Canada’s one of the top 50 countries in the world.
Gus: And how many countries are there?
Shawn: At least 50; maybe more!
[from Psych]
Shawn: I need to speak with you though. You and I, before you head off to Italy with Declan and get all caught up in the magic of Barcelona and the running of the bulls.
Juliet: You do know where Italy is, right Shawn?
Shawn: Dude, if you had told me we were boarding a ferry to the Channel Islands to do environmental clean up, obviously I would have said no.
Gus: That’s exactly what I told you.
Shawn: And what did I say?
Gus: You said no.
Shawn: Then why am I here?
Gus: Because you’re easily distracted.
Shawn: What? When it comes to mental focus I’m sharper than…(Gus pulls out a snickers bar) Oooo thanks man. I was starved. When they say these things really satisfy, there are not lying. So packed with…(they hear a ferry horn) Ah man!
Gus: And done.
[from Psych]
Shawn: Come on, be a little spontaneous. Canada’s one of the top 50 countries in the world.
Gus: And how many countries are there?
Shawn: At least 50; maybe more!
[from Psych]
Shawn: I need to speak with you though. You and I, before you head off to Italy with Declan and get all caught up in the magic of Barcelona and the running of the bulls.
Juliet: You do know where Italy is, right Shawn?
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Funny quotes of the day #109
[from Psych]
Henry: The truth, Shawn. You're not really my son, are you? Because I gave you a watch with the inscription, "Don't Lose", and what is the first thing that you do?
Shawn: I lose the watch.
Henry: You lose the watch!
Shawn: Well, here's a news flash Dad. My birthday wasn't yesterday, okay? It was...four months ago.
Henry: Yeah, well here's a news flash for you, kid. After you were born, it took you four months to smile at me. That's when the clock started ticking.
[from Still Standing]
Brian: Are we part indian? If we are, I can get a scholarship.
Judy: Well, your dad is a member of the slot club at the Indian casino.
Brian: Which, I'm guessing, is why I need a scholarship.
Henry: The truth, Shawn. You're not really my son, are you? Because I gave you a watch with the inscription, "Don't Lose", and what is the first thing that you do?
Shawn: I lose the watch.
Henry: You lose the watch!
Shawn: Well, here's a news flash Dad. My birthday wasn't yesterday, okay? It was...four months ago.
Henry: Yeah, well here's a news flash for you, kid. After you were born, it took you four months to smile at me. That's when the clock started ticking.
[from Still Standing]
Brian: Are we part indian? If we are, I can get a scholarship.
Judy: Well, your dad is a member of the slot club at the Indian casino.
Brian: Which, I'm guessing, is why I need a scholarship.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)