Nick: I can’t hear anything you say when you wear that sweater, Schmidt. You open your mouth and I just hear “Cardigan. Cardigan. I am wearing a cardigan.
[from New Girl]
Jess: She's going to be here soon. Nick, please put on some pants. Everything you say sounds really creepy when you're not wearing pants.
Nick: Your hair looks nice.
Nick: This coffee is smoldering.
Jess: Oh, she's here. Nick-- pants! Or at least really high socks.
Nick: High socks it is then!