[from Glee]
Puck: This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to learn has nothing to do with marijuana.
[from Glee]
Puck: You told him what we're gonna do. You're like a modern day Eggs Benedict.
[from Glee]
Sue: Why would someone assume I'm a friend of Ellen just because I'm manish and I have short hair and I only wear track suits and I coach a girls' sport and I married myself?
[from Glee]
Blaine: If you would stop being so defensive...
Santana: I'm trying. But your hideous bowties are provoking me.