Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Funny Quotes of the Day #64

[from Still Standing]
Bill: Why did I marry for looks instead of money?
Judy: Why did I marry for neither?

[from Still Standing]
[Linda takes off her coat to reveal a low-cut dress]
Judy: Hey, what's with the get-up?
Linda: I just dropped Perry off at the airport. He had to go back to Reno.
Judy: And you wanted him to be able to see your boobs from there?

[from Still Standing]
Bill: [on karaoke] You don't want [Judy] singing any more than I do. She's terrible. When she sings, angels die.

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