Nick: I can’t hear anything you say when you wear that sweater, Schmidt. You open your mouth and I just hear “Cardigan. Cardigan. I am wearing a cardigan.
[from New Girl]
Jess:
She's going to be here soon. Nick,
please put on some pants. Everything you say sounds really creepy when
you're not wearing pants.
Nick:
Your hair looks nice.
Jess/Winston:
Ughh.
Nick:
This coffee is smoldering.
Jess:
Stop!
[later]
Jess:
Oh, she's here. Nick-- pants! Or at least really high socks.
Nick: High socks it is then!
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