Funny quotes of the day #93

[from Criminal Minds]
Trailer Park Manager: What the hell do you want? Can't you read?
Reid: I'm not a salesman. I'm with the FBI.
Trailer Park Manager: FBI? You're not serious! You look like a pipe cleaner with eyes. I could snap you like a twig.

[from Criminal Minds]
Morgan: I don't know how I could forget a face like hers.
Reid: You've been with so many girls you can't remember all their names?
Prentiss: Oh, come on, are you surprised?
Morgan: This has never happened to me before!
Reid: It has never happened to me before either.
Prentiss: If can't happen to you; you have an eidetic memory.
Morgan: And besides, you've only got one name to remember.