[from The Big Bang Theory]
(Sheldon enters Raj's)
Leonard: Hey, I thought you were with your new buddies.
Sheldon: I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.
[from The Big Bang Theory]
(Wolowitz places keys in the door)
Mrs. Wolowitz: Who's there?! Are you a sex criminal?
Wolowitz: Sex criminals don't have keys, mom!
[from The Big Bang Theory]
Raj: Last night I had a dream we got so rich from the app, you and I bought matching, side-by-side mansions. But, there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard. What do you think that means?
Howard: It means after we play handball, I'm showering at home.
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