Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Funny quotes of the day #123

[from The New Adventures of Old Christine]
Christine: I finally decided to get my act together.
Matthew: Oh, no, this isn't about your audition tape for So You Think You Can Dance is it?
Christine: No. Although I watched that tape again. I don't think I can dance. I can dance!

[from The New Adventures of Old Christine]
Christine: You were in love? Where was I?  
Matthew: Well, most of it happened after 9:00pm, so you were in bed.

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