Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Funny Quotes of the Day #1

[from Still Standing]
Brian: Oh, no, I was praying it wasn't you.
Bill: What are you talking about?
Brian: Some kid said they saw a hooker and her parole officer walking around and I said, "Please don't let it be my parents."
Judy: How could you think it would be us?
Brian: It is you!

[from Hope and Faith]
Faith: Oh, a special VIP entrance! Faithy likey!!
[a few seconds later]
Faith: This is the parking garage! Faithy no likey!!!

[from Reba]
[in the hospital, after Cheyenne had a false labor, Barbra Jean sits down on a chair]
Barbra Jean: I think my water just broke!
Reba: Oh No! [pause] Your sitting on my purse!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Great work.