[from Will and Grace]
Grace: So I need you to walk me down the aisle.
Will: I can't do that. I'm running this show. I've got a million things to attend to. Get Jack to do it.
Grace: I'm not having Jack walk me down the aisle. He'll meet someone halfway down and ditch me!
Will: Well, then get Karen to do it.
Grace: Karen? When was the last time she could walk a straight line!?
[from Two Guys and a Girl]
Berg: Help me pick a new major. No, I'm serious. I need to make a decision, go ahead pick a major, any major.
Pete: Russian Economics.
Berg: Phew, glad that's over with.
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