[from The Office]
Michael: Hi children. I'm Michael Scott, and I am in charge of this place. Uhh...how do I make you understand... I am like Superman, and the people who work here are like citizens of Gotham City.
Jim and Dwight: That's Batman.
Michael: Ok, I'm Aquaman. Where does he live guys?
Jim: The ocean.
Michael: I work with a bunch of nerds.
[from The Office]
Jim: How was your meeting with Michael?
Dwight: None of your business.
Jim: Was it your scores?
Dwight: These can't be my scores, Jim. For your information... I'm being sabotaged.
Jim: Of course.
Dwight: And I'm going to find that person and punish him.
Jim: Absolutely. Or, you could just be nice to your customers.
Dwight: You're an idiot.
Jim: There's the charm.
[from The Office]
Ryan: Did you see Saw?
Dwight: Of course I see-saw. I see-saw all the time.
Ryan: No, uh, the movie, did you see the movie Saw?
Dwight: Oh, yeah, great film. Almost as much fun as a see-saw.
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