[from Modern Family]
Mitchell: Hey, Cam, does the gardener usually work on Saturdays?
Cameron: I don't know. he comes when we need him. He's like Batman, but straight. (Looks towards window) Is he crying?
Mitchell: Oh, yeah. We should probably...probably go out the back, huh?
Cameron: He's clearly in pain. How could you just turn your back on a friend like that?
Mitchell: A friend? Really? Yeah. What's his name?
Cameron: Caesar Sal...azar.
Mitchell: You made that up. You were gonna say Caesar Salad.
[from NCIS]
(Dr. Shore is looking at a picture of Cook)
Dr. Shore: Oh yes, I remember him. A walk in. Showed up, wanted his teeth cleaned, then he left.
McGee: Did you notice anything unusual?
Dr. Shore: Only that he had about the most perfect teeth I'd ever seen.
Ziva: We heard from the last two dentists we've visited.
Dr. Shore: Yeah, well...working on him was almost orgasmic.
McGee: Didn't really need to hear that.
Dr. Shore: His retro molar pad was shaped just like a renaissance's bosom.
McGee: Okay uh, we're gonna go.
[from NCIS]
(McGee and Abby walk into the lab)
Abby: It's definitely the dirty kind. I found traces of cobalt-60 on all the evidence Tony and Ziva brought in.
(McGee looks at her yellow hazmat suit she's wearing)
McGee: Is it safe?
Abby: Oh! Yeah, totally. This was just way too cool to take off. And I like the sound it makes when I move.
(Abby starts to do the robot)
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