Sunday, February 21, 2010

Funny quotes of the day #99

[from The Office]
Pam: There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

[from The Office]
Michael: Oh, my God, Pam, those make you look so ugly. Umm, Pam, in order to get hotter, you take the glasses off. You're moving in the wrong direction.
Pam
: I don't have my contacts.
Michael
: (jibberish) I can't even hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist.

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