Funny quotes of the day #100

Happy 100th Funny Quotes of the Day! :)


[from Psych]
Thrift Store Guy: I've gone to jail for less than you.
Gus: Jail's no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Thrift Store Guy: Oh, you've been?
Gus: Once. In Monopoly.

[from Psych]
Shawn: Good morning detectives…collecting donations for the policeman's ball?
Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.

[from Psych]
Shawn: Dad I'm confused, these are plans for a wet bar.
Henry: Yeah, that's right, for entertaining.
Shawn: Right, but I don't see anywhere in the plans, the portal into 1976.

[from Psych]
Chief: We will meet at the Home Depot tomorrow.
Agent Ewing: Let's say 0700 hours.
Shawn: 700 hours is almost 20 days. Shouldn't we act sooner?