Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Funny quotes of the day #103

[from Psych]
Gus
: How did you find me Shawn?
Shawn
: I installed GPS parental controls on your phone.
Gus
: Is that why it keeps beeping?
Shawn
: It also tells me if you use your credit card to buy condoms, liquor, or glue.

[from Psych]
Shawn
: Also, I put my favorite piece of art back on the wall.
Gus
: It's not art, Shawn. It's a picture of a hot blonde laying on a Corvette that says "Haulin' Ass."
Shawn
: If it's not art, why did I insure it for half a million dollars?
Gus
: That's because you're an idiot.

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