[from The Office]
Michael: Excuse me, everyone. SEX!! Now that I have your attention—
Stanley: You don't have our attention.
Michael: Money!
Stanley: I'm listening.
Kevin: You had me at sex.
[from The Office]
Jim: I am on the first hot sales streak of my life. I think it all comes from feeding Ceci because, no matter how much she resists, I sell her those carrots. And let's be honest if I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob... I can pretty much sell anything.
[from Hawaii Five-0]
Steve: Take off the tie, no one on a cruise ship wears a tie.
Danny: Oh, yes they do, so when they get bored they can kill themselves.
Steve: Okay, well put it in your pocket and you can kill yourself later.
[from Hawaii Five-0]
Steve: Listen I'm gonna have my phone on me, but don't call me, I'll call you.
Kono: Bet you've used that line before. (Leaves)
Steve; I'll initiate contact once I'm in a secure location.
Chin: That one too.
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