Thursday, November 8, 2007

Funny Quotes of the Day #34

[from Home Improvement]
Jill: Come and say hello to your aunts.
Mark: Are they still going to pinch us, even though we're here for a funeral?
Tim: The sadder the occasion, the harder the pinch. See this scar here? My dad's funeral, Aunt Winnie, she took a chunk of flesh right out of my face.

[from Home Improvement]
Randy: I'll take public transportation.
Tim: Don't use your fancy words with me, it's called a bus!

[from Home Improvement]
Jill: Half the time at church, you fall asleep.
Tim: But I'm in the building, so I get credit.

No comments: