Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Funny Quotes of the Day #47

[from Still Standing]
Bill: [reading from report card] Miller, Brian: A in Econ Jannerman, A in English Cannerelli--
Brian: Dad, that second word is the teacher's last name.
Bill: Ah, then that would explain French Ho.

[from Will and Grace]
Karen: That is when I left home and never looked back.
Jack: Karen, this is not something you can run away from, it's not like a hotel bill or a crying baby.

[from Will and Grace]
Lois: You know what they say: 'Beer before wine, makes you feel fine. Wine before beer makes you feel queer.'
Karen: You! I should've known that nursery ryhme sounded familiar.

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