[from Friends]
Phoebe: My New Year's Resolution is to pilot a commercial jet plane.
Chandler: That's great Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a plane load of people whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
[from Friends]
Phoebe: Lily's dead.
Frank Sr.: Are you sure?
Phoebe: Well, if she isn't...cremating her was a big mistake.
[from Friends]
Joey: But it is odd how a woman's purse looks so good on me, a man.
Rachel: Exactly. Unisex.
Joey: Maybe you need sex, but I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: No, no, no. No, Joey. U-N-I-sex.
Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that.
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