Sunday, November 4, 2007

Funny Quotes of the Day #31

[from The Office]
Michael: Do you know what it's like to be disabled?
Phyllis: I had scoliosis as a girl.
Michael: Never heard of it. No - a real disability. Not a woman's problem.

[from The Office]
[talking to a guy in a wheelchair]
Michael: Let me ask you something. How long does it take for you to do something simple? Everyday. Like brush your teeth in the morning.
Billy: I don't know, like, 30 seconds?
Michael: Oh my god. That's three times as long as it takes me.

1 comment:

Gwaihir the Windlord said...

Funny! I like The Office. It always has good brainless humor. Just what everyone needs.