[from Still Standing]
Judy: Brian hit Tina.
Bill: Sounds like a fair fight--one hits like a girl, the other's Tina.
[from Still Standing]
Linda: God was lonely, and he needed a pet, so this morning he called on Nathaniel Pawthorne. And, uh, I like to think he's in a big park in the sky, chasing birds, and probably even playing with your old gerbil, Peanut.
Tina: Peanut's dead. He's in the ground and worms are eating him.
Linda: Who stole your soul!?
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