Sunday, October 7, 2007

Funny Quotes of the Day #12

[from Special Unit 2]
Nick: Stick to the business at hand.
Carl: I am. She’s not even my type.
Nick: What, you can’t deflate her and put her in a brown paper bag?

[from Special Unit 2]
Kate: [as Nick strangles Carl] Would you let go of his neck? He can't breath.
Nick: That's the whole point!

[from Home Improvement]
[while camping, Tim finally comes back]
Jill: Thank God! I was getting worried. I heard this awful howling.
Tim: Oh, that was me. I couldn't find any leaves so I had to use a pinecone.

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