Monday, October 1, 2007

Funny Quotes of the Day #7

[from Still Standing]
Lauren: There's this PTA meeting tonight. One of you has to go, it's mandatory.
Bill: You're the mother.
Judy: You're the father.
Bill: Prove it.

[from Still Standing]
Bill: Judy, who would want to go to a Mother's Day high tea?
Brian: Wow, did someone say high tea? Can I go?
Judy: No, Brian, it's a mother-daughter tradition in my family. And Lauren is going for the first time!
Brian: That's not fair. I'd appreciate a high tea more than her.
Bill: Pick a team, son. Pick a team.

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