[from NCIS]
[Tony is setting up a romantic dinner for two in the middle of a parking lot]
Jeanne: This is like a scene from an old movie...wait a second...is this a scene from an old movie?
Tony: Ah...well that really depends.
Jeanne: On?
Tony: Have you ever seen the movie called Strangers in the Night with Cary Grant?
Jeanne: No, I don't think I have...
Tony: Then no, this is a completely original idea that I came up with all by myself!
[from NCIS]
Tony: Well you know you've been in the hospital too long when you've figured out the vending machine.
[from NCIS]
[after McGee walks in wearing scrubs]
Tony: If the clothes make the man, what does that make McGee?
Ziva: Male nurse?
Tony: Aqua Smurf.
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