[from The Office]
Dwight: [talking about Jim] Dammit, he put my stapler in jello again!
[points to Michael]
Dwight: You can be a witness to this.
Jim: [eating jello] How do you know it was me?
[from The Office]
Jim: Sometimes I send Dwight faxes from himself in the future.
Dwight: [reading fax] Dear Dwight, Someone will poison the coffee this morining. Do not drink the coffee! More instructions will follow. From Future Dwight.
[sees Stanley about to drink the coffee and jumps for the cup]
Dwight: NO STANLEY!
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