[from Home Improvement]
Tim: Sex is like a car. You gotta keep your car in your garage for a long time. When you finally bring it out, you gotta think car cover.
[from Home Improvement]
Tim: You're mad at me because of something I did to you in a dream?
Jill: Dreams are a window into our subconscious.
Tim: Well, close the window and go back to bed!
[from Home Improvement]
[the boys are trying to stop Tim's snoring]
Brad: What if we hold his nose shut?
Randy: Then he'll breath through his mouth.
Brad: What if we hold his nose and mouth shut?
Randy: I think that's called murder.
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