Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Funny Quotes of the Day #26

[from Home Improvement]
Tim: Heidi is a co-worker. To me she's just Al with less facial hair and a better physique.
Jill: Yeah, I get them mixed up myself.

[from Home Improvement]
Tim: [helping Mark with his homework] A pronoun is a noun that gets paid for what an amateur noun would do for free.

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