[from Home Improvement]
Tim: I was driving past the lumber yard, and I had a vision.
Jill: You get a vision every time you drive past the lumber yard, that's why when I'm in the car we never go that way.
[from Home Improvement]
Tim: I think men have a lot in common with babies. We get cranky when our dinner isn't ready on time, we like to take naps in the afternoon, and I don't know any man who doesn't love a spirited game of peek-a-boo.
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