[from Home Improvement]
Tim: I'm really uncomfortable with this death thing. That's why we had kids instead of pets. They last longer.
[from Home Improvement]
Tim: You lie to her. [pause] Tell her you gotta spend all your time with your husband. He's got a severve mental problem.
Jill: Where's the lie?
[from Supernatural]
[after Sam walked in on Dean having sex]
Sam: Dean, let me see your knife.
Dean: What for?
Sam: So I can gouge my eyes out.
[Dean laughs]
Dean: It was a beautiful, natural act, Sam.
Sam: That's a part of you I never wanted to see, Dean.
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