[from Home Improvement]
Jill: It's much safer for a man to have a vasectomy than it is for a woman to have a tubal ligation.
Tim: Says who, the Wives With Knives Club?
[from Home Improvement]
Dr. Kaplan: The morning of your appointment you'd have to shave in the area where I'll be making the incisions.
Tim: Shave? Here?!
Dr. Kaplan: It's a routine procedure.
Tim: Not in my house it isn't! What do you think - I wake up, brush my teeth, comb my hair and shave ping and pong?!
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